Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Oh dear!

meet my alter ego, Darla Jane Smith!

Not sure if this means I really get into following a theme and savoring details, or that I am a redneck at heart (please oh please be the former) but I have won quite the contest. Or contests.

I'm sure some of you saw my distasteful facebook post about how to create a fake baby bump in a jiff? Tried a basketball, tried blankets, tried different mixing bowls, but nothing was as maternally authentic as my bike helmet. Strapped to my torso with duct tape. Add a retro-capped-sleeve-3-sizes-too-big-bought-on-a-whim-housedress, bright pink lipstick, blue eyeliner, big hair, faux bling, some fake moles and you have an instant, John Waters inspired pregnant lady. Now just add a husband in a mullet wig and some PBR and you have the winner of a White Trash Luau costume contest.

Then, add Road Kill Dip (aka Buffalo chicken dip), served in an aluminum throw away dish and a box of Chicken in a Biskit crackers and you also have the winner of the White Trash Luau Rare Delicacy competition.

Like I said, oh dear! Wish I had more pics but this is it. That's probably a good thing. You can hire me for your next party. People were convinced I was actually a pregnant alcoholic.


Along the Ausable said...

you are too funny. do we see a future party planning career in the making?

Travels in Heels said...

I love the Redneck Party idea! Cute Blog...I will be check back!


Courtney said...

I love it! We used to have theme parties in Rochester. So much fun!y

eyeheartorange said...

We really want to have a Willy Wonka Halloween party some year. Brett makes the perfect Charlie, I get to be Veruca because it's my party and y'all can fill in the rest!

Travels in Heels said...

Thanks for visiting! The Kate Spade store is open and is as beautiful as ever!


JuneBug said...

that is so uber klassy!